Eurgh. For the next 11 days I’m gonna have to be at work from 9am or 12pm to 10pm or after midnight. With 45mins commute there and back.
Gonna have to kill my free time and turn it into work out time. Spent time relaxing tonight and now I have to sleep and I didn’t do my weights :( If I wake up at 6:30am I can go for a run before work. Sigh.
Also when guys on OkCupid ask “whats a beautiful/stunning/gorgeous girl like you doing on here?”
Me: I’m trying to order a fucking pizza. Why the fuck do you think?
Why the fuck is there a documentary show about greggs? More importantly why the fuck is my family watching it? Maybe they should just asphyxiate me with the daily mail while they’re at it.
"Thom and Alanna Trebond were twins, both with red hair and purple eyes. The only difference between them-as far as most people could tell-was the length of their hair. In face and body shape, dressed alike, they would have looked alike." -page 2, Alanna: The First Adventure
Dreamcast of Tortall:
Alanna the Lioness
Stumbling to Leicester Square tube station after dinner with some friends last night, I hear a load of screaming coming from the entrance to a theatre, so I go investigate with my camera. Turns out it’s Russell Brand and 100 people wanting a blurry picture of him on their phones. The experience felt like I was watching one of those tortured bears taught to dance for punters; the dead joyless eyes, the longing to be somewhere else and the jeering punters, caring more about a picture with the performing bear than the bear itself.
Being famous looks shit.
The hypocrisy of myself taking photos isn’t lost on me, but I was more interested in the uncomfortable encounter, not a new profile picture for my Bebo account.
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
please let me be hot please let me be hot please let me be hot please let me be hot please let me be hot
If you saw a clone of yourself you wouldn’t recognise it as you because YOU are YOU. However if you knew it was your clone, you’re probably gonna recognise that it looks like you, even if it is a weird experience.
Time to do mah weights. Sexy body won’t happen if I sit on my ass and eat banana bread.